One day the teacher says to John Henry,
"No more writing by hand,
I got a laptop computer with a big hard drive,
It can download data like a man, Lord, Lord,
It can download data like a man."

John Henry told his teacher,
"I'll challenge your laptop to a test.
I'll take the paper and my good old No. 2
And we'll see who writes it best, Lord, Lord,
We'll see who writes it best."

-- Garrison Keillor